Thursday, November 6, 2008

American Christian.VII - Real World

I just wish it'd quit bothering me...


Oh yeah, this is the life - college. Our hero has learned to not bother with “real world” issues – God takes care of the rest! He just needs to live on faith and God will supply the money for the bills and obligations; that’s what student loans are for, right? Just do whatever you want, prefacing it with the phrase “for God’s glory” and you can’t go wrong! After all, Jesus wants us to have a good time, right? Christians are happy, shiny people and our hero knows he should be sure to keep that image up at all times because all of the heathens are watching you- er, him – especially now. He'll be sure to spend that borrowed money (after all, he reasons, everything is on loan to us from God, right?) on having all kinds of fun because he absolutely must prove that Christians can have fun without alcohol.

Almost there…

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